Monthly Archives: June 2007

Math student’s love letter


My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,

standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude

(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can

solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you

extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions

but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life

revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do n ot meet me at

parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160

degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love

from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
De-Morgan’s Law,
7th Cross. Binomial Avenue
India of Matrices – (a+b)^2

Bounties of Jannat(Heaven)


Bounties of Jannat

When Mu’min will enter into Jannah, it will be announced:-

(1) You will remain healthy forever, disease will never come.

(2) You will remain alive for ever, death will never come.

(3) You will remain in bounties which will never be finished.

Jannat is made with bricks of gold and silver, Its cement is of perfumed musk.
Its chips are pearls and Yaqoot.
Its sand is Zafraan.

There are eight doors of Jannah. These are eight grades of Jannat:-

i) Jannatul Mava
ii) Darul Maqaam
iii) Darul Salaam
iv) Darul Khuld
v) Jannat-ul-Adan
vi) Jannat-ul-Naeem
vii) Jannat-ul-Kasif
viii) Jannat-ul-Firdous

Food of Jannah :

They will eat foods and fruits continuously up to 40 years. Every bowl will have a new taste. They will take eructation which will digest the food and there will be perfumed sweating for the digestion of water.
There will be no urine and stool.

Garden of Jannat

There will be gardens inJannah. Every garden will have the length of about 100 years journey. The shadow of these gardens will be very dense.
Their plants will be free of thorns.The size of their leaves will be equal to ears of elephants. Their fruits will be hanging in rows.

Jannatul Mava is in the lowest, Jannat-ul-Adan is the middle and Jannat-ul- Firdous is on the highest. Those who-love each other for the
sake of Allah, will get a pillar of Yaqoot, on which there will be seventy thousand (70,000) rooms.
These will shine for the residents of Jannah as the sun shines for the residents of Duniya.

There will be rooms in Jannah in such a way that every room will have seventy thousands (70,000) dinning sheets.
On every dinning sheet 70,000 types of foods will be served.

For their service 80,000 young boys will be moving
around looking like beautiful scattered pearls.


One bunch of dates will be equal to the length of 12 arms. The size of a date will be equal to the big pitcher.
These will be whiter than milk, sweater than honey and softer than butter and free of seeds.
The stem of these plants will be made up of gold and silver.

There will also be gardens of grapes. The bunches of grapes will be very big. The size of a single grape will be equal to a big pitcher (pot). Someone asked, Ya Rasulullah Sallalahu alaihi wasallam: will it be sufficient for me and my family.
It was answered, it will be sufficient for you and your whole tribe.

The Dresses of Jannat

The dress of Jannah will be very beautiful. One will wear 70 dresses at a time.

These will be very fine, delicate, weightless, having different colors.
These dresses will be so fine that the body even the heart will be visible. And the waves of love in the hearts will also be visible.
These dresses will never become old, never be dirty and will never tear.
There will be four canals in every Jannah. They are of water, milk,honey and Sharabun Tahoora.
There will also be three
fountains in Jannah. (i) Kafoor. (ii) Zanjabeel. (iii) Tasneem

Qualities of People of Jannah

* In Jannah, height of every Mo ‘min, will be equal to the height of Hazrat Adam Alaihissalaam == 60 arms (90 feet).

* Beauty will be like that of Hazrat Yousuf Alaihissalaam

* Age of youth will be like that of Hazrat Esa Alaihissalaam (30-33 years).

* Sweetness of voice will be like that of Hazrat Dawud Alaihissalaam.

* Tolerance will be like that of Hazrat Yaqoob Alaihissalaam

* Patience will be like that of Hazrat Ayyub Alaihissalaam.

* Habits will be like that of Sayyaduna Muhammad Sallalahu alaihi wasallam.

If a person makes Du ‘a for Jannah three times, Jannah requests Allah that O, Allah;
make his entry into Jannah. And if a person makes Du’a for safety from Jahannum three times,
the Jahannnum requests Allah that, O, Allah; save him from Jahannum.