10 Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you talk to me,

And the way you cut your hair

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots

And the way you read my mind

I hate you so much it makes me sick

It even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you’re always right,

I hate it when you lie

I hate it when you make me laugh,

Even worse when you make me cry

I hate it that you are not around,

And the fact that you didn’t call

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you

Not even close, not even a little bit,

Not even at all…