Monthly Archives: October 2011

Dead Alive …


If cowardice could kill … I’d be dead by now

If self-loathing could kill … I’d be dead by now

If guilt could kill … I’d be dead by now

If “words” could kill … I’d be dead by now

If only ! “words” could kill …………………(sigh)………………… I’d ‘atleast’ be dead by now!

Selecting a groom from software industry…


A friend shared this and it’s funny but mostly true too… an interesting read for the IT guys 😀 ( and definitely an interesting read for the girls interested in IT guys :P) Enjoy! 😀

A conversation about the process of selecting a bridegroom from software industry

Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?

Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don’t know which one to select, I am confused because of it.

Vidhya: what is the confusion about?

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. That’s why I don’t know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion.

Vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.

Nithya: first is a “manager”.

Vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can’t make it, he’ll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he’ll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept.

Nithya: dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a “test engineer”.

Vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him “will you not at least tell that it is good”, he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good …

Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the “performance test engineer”.

Vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!

Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.

Nithya: then tell about them.

Vidhya: you don’t have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say “I know it” whatever you ask them. Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying “you are too good” after hitting them every time.

Vidhya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom

Looking fwd to comments 😀

Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai …



kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai

ye zindagi teri zulfo’n ki narm chao’ main guzarne paati, to !…

to shaadaab ho bhi sakti thi

ye ranj o gham ki siahi jo dil pe chai hai …..

teri nazar ki shuaon main kho bhi sakti thi


magar ye ho na saka …


magar ye ho na saka … aur ab ye aalam hai …

k tu nahi … tera gham, teri justuju bhi nahi

guzar rahi hai zindagi is tarah k jese ..

isay kisi k saharay ki aarzu hi nahi!


na koi raah … na manzil ! … na roshni ka suraagh …

bhatak rahi hai andhero main zindagi meri

Inhi andhero main reh jaun ga kabhi kho kar …

main jaata hoon meri ham nafs .. magar yunhi …

kbhi kbhi mere dil main khayal aata hai …

kabhi kabhi …

Keh bisaat-e-jaan pe azaab utartay hain kis tarah …



کبھی عشق ہو تو پتہ چلے

کہ بساط جاں پہ عذاب اترتے ہیں کس طرح

شب و روز دل پہ عتاب اترتے ہیں کس طرح

کبھی عشق ہو تو پتہ چلے


یہ لوگ سے ہیں چھپے ہوئے پس دوستاں

تو یہ کون ہیں

یہ روگ سے ہیں چھپے ہوئے پس جسم و جاں

تو یہ کس لئے

یہ جو کان ہیں میرے آہٹوں پہ لگے ہوئے

تو یہ کیوں بھلا

یہ ہونٹ ہیں صف دوستاں میں سلےہوئے

تو یہ کس لئے

یہ جو اضطراب رچا ہواہے وجود میں

تو یہ کیوں بھلا

یہ جو سنگ سا کوئی آ گرا ہے جمود میں

تو یہ کس لیے

یہ جو دل میں درد چھڑا ہوا ہے لطیف سا

تو یہ کب سے ہے

یہ جو پتلیوں میں عکس ہے کوئی لطیف سا

سو یہ کب سے ہے

یہ جو آنکھ میں کوئی برف سی ہے جمی ہوئی

تو یہ کس لیے

یہ جو دوستوں میں نئی نئی ہےکمی ہوئی

تو یہ کیوں بھلا

یہ لوگ پیچھے پڑے ہوئے ہیں فضول میں

انہیں کیا پتہ

انہیں کیا خبر

کسی راہ کہ کسی موڑ پر جو ذرا انہیں

کبھی عشق ہو تو پتہ چلے

Mujhse poocha kisi ne Dil ka matlab(مجھ سے پوچھا کسی نے دل کا مطلب ؟)


مجھ سے پوچھا کسی نے دل کا مطلب ؟

میں نے بھی ہنس کے کہہ دیا ، ٹھکانا اُن کا


پھر کہا سچ بتاو کہ زندگی کی خوشی کیا ہے ؟

تو کہا میں نے ، مسکرانا اُن کا


فر پوچھا سُہانی شام کسے کہتے ہیں ؟

میں نے کہہ دیا ، شرمانا اُن کا


اس نے پوچھا کہ بتاو یہ قیامت کیا ہے ؟

میں نے گھبرا کے کہہ دیا ، روٹھ جانا اُن کا

Mujhse poocha kisi ne Dil ❤ ka matlab ?

Maine bhi hans k keh diya , “Thikana unka”


Phir kaha such batao ki zindagi ki kushi kya hai ?

Toh Kaha maine keh , “Muskurana unka” 🙂


Fir poocha suhani shaam kise kehte hain ?

Maine keh diya , “Sharmana unka”


Usne poocha k batao ye qayamat kya hai ?

Maine ghabra k keh diya , “Rooth jana unka !”


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